Friday, January 22, 2010

New Year, New Things Starting January!

Okay , I know its been quite some time since 1st of Jan flew by. The reason I am discussing it right now is what this new year 2010 has brought in with it? Starting with

1) Violent protests for and against formation of  Telangana,

2) previous report on glacial meltdown found wrong by 300 yrs???,

3) LONGEST SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!,

4) New rule in Maharashtra for driving a cab ("Go learn marathi you idiot you cant understand the meter in the car its written in marathi or worse someone from the MNS or SS is sitting as your customer.") Whatever is worse well.... will be worse anyhow. Now the latest news in the frying pan.. yup ready to serve

5) "NORTH INDIA FACES ACUTE SHORTAGE OF MILK AND PRICES WILL BE INCREASED SUGAR PRICES TO GO DOWN"...  as if North Indians were not facing enough problems (including cold weather :P) good going MR.PAWAR you are really a great minister.. one thing goes down you bring other up..

These were the latest upcomings till now, my dear friend if you were reading really closely and if you think a little which is the most weirdest news of em all???

1) Protests for and against formation of Telangana-  Well nothing weird here , one man fasts for creating Telangana, Government gives in (like the weak one it is) announces its creation. Some Central Government members not happy they go on their own fasts to prevent the Formation , Formation plan kept on hold like all major Government projects. Hopefully this one should never see the day!

2) Now the other news, projected date of glacier meltdown and hence wipe out of Land life by 2035 found wrong in the report. Exact dates as claimed is 2350. What man you wanted to kill us so early dude? As if 2012 phobia isn't enough. If we somehow come over 2012 we could live a little more I guess now!:P

3) Longest Solar Eclipse saw Indian news channels with many pundits giving out lessons on what to do and what not to do.. while most of the regions in India could'nt witness this spectacle thansk to fogs and clouds!

4) New Cabbie rule was as absurd as it's idea. Thank God it was taken back. And I really don't want to talk about the rest makes my blood boil!

5) Now this is the news I wanna talk about! The weirdest of em all types NORTH INDIA FACES ACUTE SHORTAGE OF MILK AND PRICES WILL BE INCREASED SUGAR PRICES TO GO DOWN.

Another Mr.Pawar tactic, announces shortage before hand and mind it there is'nt ,and traders increase their rate before hand and poor aam janta :( cries making their monthly ration bills. And we know why you do it " ye public hai, sab jaanti hai boss" Problem ye hai ki itni POWER nai hai ki PAWAR ji ki warning ka kuch kar paaye! :P

This news was found weird ,why? Starting with, how can milk supply be short? like are cows or buffaloes goin on a strike? your daily doodh wale bhaiya isn't bring milk to your home? has Amul Shutdown? and why is Northern India facing this problem? is it cold? Has milk converted into Paneer?any answers? I guess not! Now what can I say! you decide! I rest my case.


I would like to narrate a little incident that happened today in our kindergarten school, all the little kids were asked "Which milk do they drink?", "some answer, Cows, some buffaloes, some packets,

Then there was this little kid he said "Cycle wala dhoodh" What??? the kid shyly explains the milk to our home is given by a bhaiya on a cycle...



ahem...ahem....

well leaving that apart I am not interested in torturing you all any further now..
Well this will be it for today Good Night !!! zzzz zzzzz zzzzz

1 comments:

aRghya said...

oye was that a news broadcast or what?everybody knws evtything this days man.But tht climate report ws pathetic man,I read tht..jst shit! Bt anyway,atlst he hav pridicted smthing.Bt tht doodhwala story,even tht hav left me on guessing ,wat may b d damn reasn fr d hike!!
Anyway,a nice post.keep it up buddy

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